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This was my friend Sai’s culminating exhibition portfolio that we burnt after the last day of school.

Sneaking into a unlocked room I shouldn’t have been in during my brother’s band performance at Einstein Middle School.

Are you gonna’ survive BLITEOTW? He isn’t.



I’m on the run already. It was a mess this morning, there was no one outside when I started biking to school. Someone had crashed their car and their were bloodstains running into the bushes. I heard a rustling sound and a smashed up zombie limped out. Got away from their fast, I’m staying away from the main roads, too many of them. I’m heading to the lake to get a boat. I’ve never seen the undead swim before so I’ll probably be able to weight out the duration. Time to get my pirate on.


I’m starting to run out of food and I really have to piss. I might need to go back to the shore for more supplies. Another boat came by but it was empty. Probably should have thought this through more. Once the wind picks up I’ll sail towards downtown Seattle.


Seattle’s a mess, Lake Union is a war zone and there’s too many of these things crawling around on the yachts. I’m headed towards Gasworks Park, the fences keep out the dead and the refinery gives a good vantage point. There’s already some people there and were gonna go for Mercer Island once there’s enough of us. I’ve heard that someone blew up the floating bridge or at least barricaded it. That makes it eden for us, small enough to purge of zombies and isolated for safety. Might be tricky getting in though, there’s a militant attitude going around, like manifest destiny or merchantism and we could get rebuffed. Gotta go, were adding a naval ram onto our landing ship.

Well, how do you like it? Anyway, I’m going to Ragnaroc medieval festival on Camano Island this weekend. Hope to see you there.

Nicholas, Jason and I went to the Seattle Cheese Festival and made this video for the International Photograph Your Day Day. Some German’s got a picture with Jason wearing his camera rig attached to a helmet and there is a possibility that we also got some blogger publicity. I’d recommend watching this on Vimeo because the picture will be larger and evermore nausea-inducing.

Yes, I got a hair cut. And I wrote a crazy essay on the global population issue. You can read it here.
Cheese festival is tomorrow, I’ll be there and bring you all something back.

On Sunday, I went to Camano Island for the art openhouse. I ended up meeting my cousin five times removed who has a studio up there.

It’s be sexually inappropriate with your friends day. In English class we wrote stories without reading what sentence came before each one we wrote.

Well, sorry about the extreme lateness. I’ve been busy with school. Anyway, this day of silence was an extreme success. The only thing I ended up saying all day (in the last class of the day) was like this:

Tim: Wait, so an incubus is like a demon who practices necrophilia?
Me: It’s not necrophilia if she’s only sleeping.

So, below you can see all the things I wrote during the day on my notepad, try to figgure out the other half of the conversation.

Sorry, there’s been a brief hiatus, you see the weather here this week has been insane. It’s spring and so far we have had snow, hail and sun all in one week. I’ve had to fight the weather all week, I repeat, it’s not my fault, it’s the damn weather! It’s trying to kill us all! Thanks, be back soon with all sorts of interesting stuff. By the way, tomorrow is the day of silence, you know what that means, bell on a string and note pad day. I’ll get pictures.